History will remember this week for the gap it opened between the top of the Heavyweights standings and the floor beneath it, and the floor keeps falling.

Ryan Weaver's Joe Buck Yourself is 4-0, and the week four number is the kind that gets a plaque in my head if not yet on the page: 140.72, built on Javonte Williams going for 31.3 and Zay Flowers adding 25.8. Weaver's all-play mark sits at 38-6. I have kept this record book long enough to know that a number like that rarely survives a full season, but I have also kept it long enough to know the ones that do get remembered forever. The man on the other side of that beating was Brian Jones, who dropped to 2-2 behind a 81.48 that even Kyren Williams's 36.7 couldn't rescue. Longtime readers know what I do with a Brian Jones result — I file it, quietly, next to the three runner-up finishes sitting in his ledger beside the ring. This wasn't a final. It wasn't even close to one. But the archive doesn't forget a rough Sunday just because it isn't October.

The other 4-0 belongs to Trent Harley, whose ParmBijan Cheese has been one of this season's genuine stories. Harley is new enough to this league that his career regular-season line reads 7-7 — a stat I am contractually obligated as network historian to point out, because somewhere out there is a rookie who will one day have a number worth comparing it to. This week it was Joe Burrow's 27.72 and a two-headed Bijan Robinson/Chuba Hubbard backfield that ran Evan Sinn's 4th and 20 off the field, 150.32 to 135.62. Sinn got a 45.2-point monster from Tetairoa McMillan — the single best individual number anybody posted this week — and still lost. His luck delta sits at -0.25, worst of anyone currently playing, and for a manager who carries two championships and the best career overall win percentage among the managers in this game, 1-3 with the league's unluckiest schedule is the sort of thing the archive will circle back to in December.

Elliott Simmonds finally broke through, and broke through loud. All Gas No Drakes put up 157.04, the week's high score, on the back of CeeDee Lamb's 41.3 — the kind of outlier week that makes you check the box score twice. Justin Waitt's Diamond Dogs had no answer, falling to 89.52 and a second straight loss after opening 2-0. Simmonds is still only 1-3, which tells you plenty about what the first three weeks looked like, but a 157-point week buys you a little patience, and the archive will be watching whether Lamb repeats it.

Ben Cunnion, the reigning champion and now co-owner with Kevin Jones of the league's all-time title record at three apiece, clawed to 2-2 with a 131.78-to-85.30 win over Jones himself. C.J. Stroud's 27.08 did the heavy lifting. Jones, a three-time champion in his own right, now sits at 2-2 on a two-game skid, and I don't say that to be cruel — I say it because the record book doesn't care how many rings are in the trophy case when Rashee Rice goes for a zero.

Nick Inman kept TacoDreams rolling, 141.98 behind Nico Collins's 30.8, beating Ryan El Masri's ArabMamba6 to move to 2-2 on a one-game win streak of his own. Inman remains one of the two ringless finalists in this league's Hall of Fame page, a distinction he shares with Ollie Simmonds, and I will keep sending you there until the site crashes from traffic. It is the only page in this operation that tells the truth without an opinion attached to it.

Which brings us, as it always does lately, to Ollie. Sir, TheyHitThe2ndBowers fell again, 103.00 to 76.38 against John Penney's Chase Greatness, and Simmonds is 0-4 with an all-play record of 6-38 that is, charitably, the worst mark in the league by a wide margin. Penney, a past champion himself, got 21.5 from Carnell Tate and 21 from Patrick Mahomes and barely had to sweat it. Ollie's archive page already carries two worst-record finishes and a runner-up appearance with no ring to show for either half of that resume. The 2026 season is quietly building toward a third entry in that column, and I will be here, as always, to notate it the moment it's official.

History will remember this. It always does.