A 49-17 all-play record and a luck delta of just 0.091 — his 5-1 is close to the record he's actually earned, which is more than anyone else on this page can say.

6-0 is real, but a +0.379 luck delta is the biggest positive skew on this entire page. Great all-play record, worse excuse for a perfect season.

A 40-26 all-play record and three straight wins, quietly the third-best underlying profile in the league while everyone argues about the unbeaten team above him.

Fraud Watch update: this one's actually earned, 39-27 all-play, luck roughly neutral. Doesn't change what I think about December.

Fifth-best all-play record in the league (38-28), a 2-4 record, and the worst luck delta not belonging to the winless team. This is a robbery with a paper trail.

The favorable schedule has been repossessed. A -0.197 luck delta on a 35-31 all-play record says this 2-4 is bad fortune, not bad football.

A perfectly break-even 33-33 all-play record, the most boring and therefore most honest profile in the league this week.

Dropped the week's highest score, 130.94, and still owns a losing all-play record at 31-35. A deserved 2-4, just a loud one.

A 28-38 all-play record is the fourth-worst quality mark in the field, propped up into a 3-3 by a standings sheet that doesn't ask hard questions.

My case for him usually rests on bad luck. This week his own luck delta, +0.182, argues the opposite. The campaign continues anyway.

The league's worst all-play record, 20-46, kept afloat at 3-3 by a +0.197 luck delta, second-highest in the league. This is not what a Brian Jones roster usually looks like.

0-6 with the league's worst luck delta, -0.318, attached to an all-play record no worse than the team ranked tenth. Bad luck got him here. Only wins get him out.