Led the league with 4.1 points on the strength of one Jaxon Smith-Njigba catch, while Josh Allen and Ashton Jeanty did nothing. A win's a win, even a decimal-point one.

Scored 4.04 with Drake Maye and Jadarian Price splitting the workload. A solid 79-68-1 career regular-season mark that his playoff record has always undersold, undefeated for exactly one week.

Won on 1.7 points from A.J. Brown alone. The league's most efficient victory or the emptiest one, take your pick.

Zero points in the tie, but the best-constructed roster in the sample. My model likes him more than the standings ever have.

A scoreless tie from a manager with a career regular-season record of 88-85-1. Jonathan Taylor and Derrick Henry produced nothing, which tracks.

Hurts, Barkley, and Hampton combined for zero. Great talent on paper for a newcomer still sitting at a career 10-18 mark.

Burrow, Bijan, and Etienne all no-showed. Best team name in the league, worst scoreline so far.

Two career championships and a 102-83-1 career record, and he still opened this year scoreless with Jayden Daniels and Jahmyr Gibbs sitting idle.

A three-time champion tied at zero points to open the year. The trophies are real. The process behind them remains, in my professional opinion, deeply questionable.

A loss, but 1.2 real points, which is more than half this league produced. A career runner-up finish still hasn't turned into a ring.

Bo Nix, Achane, and Kyren Williams combined for a literal zero. A funny way for a former champion, and three-time runner-up, to start a season.

Three championships, a playoff record (8-4) tied for best in the sample, and a Week 1 goose egg from Dak Prescott and company. Dead last, for now.