Dynasty · Week 7
SOURCES: Elijah Mitchell And Savion Williams Are Free In This League While $100 Sits Untouched On Jamie Sinn's Books
The Sleeper world is stampeding toward Jacksonville's defense, but the real Week 7 wire story is who in the Nevin Place Memorial League has money, a losing record and no excuse.
Week 7
Elliott Simmonds Hangs 183 on the Commissioner, and Hunter Koepsell Loses to a Lineup With Two Zeros in It
Simmonds is 7-0 after the league's highest score of the week, Hunter Koepsell is 0-7 after its lowest, and Joe Hamm beat the league's only winless team despite starting two players who scored nothing.
Week 6
Week 6 Power Rankings: Ben Cunnion Is 4-2 With a Losing All-Play Record and I Will Not Be Moved Off This
Elliott Simmonds has built the only undefeated record in the league that the underlying numbers actually endorse, Justin Waitt owns a share of the league's third-best all-play mark and a 2-4 record to spite it, and Ryan Weaver's all-play record is now the single worst figure in the Nevin Place Memorial League by eight full games.
Week 6
SOURCES: Hunter Koepsell Spent $82 Of His FAAB And Still Has Zero Wins To Show For It
Jamie Sinn sits on a full $100 doing nothing, Charlie Koepsell runs a 5-1 juggernaut on a single dollar, and everything actually left in this league's pool is defenses and kickers nobody should touch.
Week 6
Elliott Simmonds Is Still Perfect, the Commissioner's Numbers Check Out, and Joe Hamm Finally Exhales
Simmonds pushed his all-play mark to a ridiculous 66-12 while the Koepsells split a shared surname and the league's lone winless team stayed that way.
Week 5
Week 5 Power Rankings: Kevin Jones Is 3-2 and the All-Play Table Has Seen Enough
Justin Waitt owns the league's third-best all-play record and a losing record to show for it, Kevin Jones is receiving by a 29-point all-play margin he has not earned, and Evan Sinn started two quarterbacks while also starting a goose egg nobody forced him to roster.
Week 5
SOURCES: Hunter Koepsell Has $18 Left And A 0-5 Record, And He's About To Spend All Of It
Jamie Sinn is sitting on a full hundred he refuses to touch, Charlie Koepsell is running a 4-1 team on a single FAAB dollar, and the trending board is mostly kickers nobody in this league should want.
Week 5
The Winless Bowl Went Exactly As Advertised. Everything Else Did Not.
Elliott Simmonds is 5-0, Joe Hamm is 0-5, and Chris Boyle's winning streak has officially doubled while nobody files the paperwork on it.
2026 Season
SOURCES: Chris Boyle Buys A Playoff Push, Hunter Koepsell Cashes Out His Winless Season For A 2027 Second
Jaylen Warren and Adonai Mitchell head to Boyle's bunker while Koepsell takes Jalen McMillan and a future pick for a season that's already over.
Week 5
The Winless Bowl, the League's Best All-Play Mark, and a Commissioner's Streak Deserving a Second Look
Elliott Simmonds draws a 0-4 opponent in Week 5, Hunter Koepsell and Ryan Weaver each carry four-game losing streaks into their meeting, and Chris Boyle's one-game winning streak deserves more scrutiny than it's getting.
Week 4
Week 4 Power Rankings: Elliott Simmonds Is 4-0 and Still Only the Second-Best Team in This League
The all-play table has rendered a different verdict than the standings, Kevin Jones owns the single most indefensible luck delta in the Nevin Place Memorial League, and Evan Sinn's famously favorable schedule has apparently been repossessed.
Week 4
SOURCES: Jamie Sinn And Brian Jones Are Each Sitting On A Full $100 While Hunter Koepsell Is Down To His Last $18 On A Winless Team
Will Shipley is sitting in this league's pool for free, Charlie Koepsell is still operating on a one-dollar budget at 3-1, and Chris Boyle's AJ Dillon experiment lasted about as long as it took Josh Cameron to clear waivers.
Week 4
The Perfect Season Is Over. Nobody Saw It Coming Except the Schedule.
Elliott Simmonds ran his record to 4-0 by beating the only other unbeaten team in the building, Chris Boyle quietly stopped being the story everyone wasn't talking about, and Ryan Weaver started two players who scored zero in the same lineup.
2026 Season
SOURCES: Mike Gesicki Is Now Sean Gibbins' Problem, And Ben Cunnion Got Paid To Walk Away
A Week 4 trade sends Gesicki to the Mid Major Mike Division and a 2028 third-rounder to a Cunnion team that, per sources, didn't need to make this trade at all.
Week 4
Two 3-0 Teams Collide. One Perfect Season Ends This Week.
Charlie Koepsell and Elliott Simmonds have to play each other in Week 4, Chris Boyle's team is quietly losing its second straight, and Joe Hamm's all-play mark is now the worst in the league, with Ryan Weaver right behind him.
Week 3
Week 3 Power Rankings: The All-Play Table Has Rendered Its Verdict and Two of You Are About to Be Very Upset
Charlie Koepsell and Elliott Simmonds are undefeated for reasons that actually hold up, Kevin Jones is the league's most statistically indefensible 2-1 team, and the Fraud Watch has new business whether anyone asked for it.
Week 3
SOURCES: Charlie Koepsell Is 3-0 And Has Spent One Dollar, Which Is Either Genius Or A Time Bomb
The trending board is stacked with names this league can't touch, two owners are still sitting on a full $100 in Week 3, and Sean Gibbins added a tight end who scored zero the same week he added him.
Week 3
The Unbeaten Field Is Down to Two, and the Commissioner Is Not One of Them
Charlie Koepsell and Elliott Simmonds are still perfect through three weeks, Justin Waitt got a 41-point game from Jahmyr Gibbs, and Chris Boyle's team has now lost two in a row that nobody in the league office wants to discuss.
Week 3
Three Unbeatens, Three Winless, and a Commissioner Trying to Forget Week 2
Charlie Koepsell, Elliott Simmonds and Brian Jones are 2-0 heading into Week 3, while Hunter Koepsell, Ryan Weaver and Joe Hamm are still searching for their first win of 2026.
Week 2
Week 2 Power Rankings: The All-Play Table Doesn't Care Who You Beat
Three teams are tied for the league's best record, Brian Jones's resume ranks only fourth-best in the league, and Evan Sinn's third-best all-play mark still can't buy him a winning record — and the numbers were never in question.