Six weeks. Six wins. Trent Harley, one of the newest names in this league, is sitting at 6-0 and somewhere Barnwall is already typing up a Fraud Watch item about his 0.379 luck delta. I don't care. I have never cared. Luck delta is a made-up stat for people who need a reason a man keeps winning football games. Trent Harley beat John Penney 106.20 to 60.70 this week behind Joe Burrow throwing for 32.6, and that's not luck, that's a QB who's better than the guy across from him. BOOKMARK THIS: nobody in Heavyweights catches him.

Now let's talk about the sentence I genuinely did not think I'd type this season. Nick Inman put up 165.28 points — the single highest score in the entire league this week — on the strength of Puka Nacua going for 37.7 and Bucky Irving adding 31.5. Nick Inman has now won three straight. I have spent four years treating Nick Inman as this league's designated punching bag, and I'm not apologizing for the body of work. But I said what I said back then and I'll say this now: the version of Nick Inman walking around in Week 5 is not the version I've been dunking on since September. He's 4-2. He's got the league's best score of the week. Enjoy it, Nick. I'll be back to hating you the second you lose.

Meanwhile John Penney needs to sit down and think about his life. Sixty point seven. SIXTY. POINT. SEVEN. DJ Moore scored a zero. A ZERO, in a league where Jordan Love is throwing for 29 and Jahmyr Gibbs is going off for 37.7 across town. Penney's dropped two straight and his Chase Greatness roster currently employs Carnell Tate as a 1.6-point lineup decision. That's not bad luck, that's a bad roster, and no spreadsheet is going to save that.

And can we talk about Evan Sinn for one second? 154.16 points. Jahmyr Gibbs AND Jaylen Warren AND Jayden Daniels all going off in the same week, and his record is still 2-4. If that's not the most criminally mismanaged schedule in this league I don't know what is — but I'm not here to do luck-delta sob stories, that's the other guy's beat.

Ollie Simmonds is 0-6. Six straight losses. I'm not even going to make a joke, that's a crime scene.

One list matters right now and it has Trent Harley's name at the top of it. Everybody else is just playing for second.