Put up 6.14 points off Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Drake Maye while the rest of the league napped. More than the rest of the field combined, which in a week this barren counts as a landslide.

Two points, entirely from Jadarian Price, while Burrow and Taylor sat frozen at zero. A win built on one usable stat line and nothing else visible yet.

A.J. Brown's 1.7 points carried the entire outcome. Winning on a single functioning stat line is a coin flip that landed right, not a plan.

Rhamondre Stevenson's 1.2 points were the whole ballgame with Bijan Robinson sitting at zero. A win in the ledger, a shrug in the model.

Mahomes, Hampton and Hall is a genuinely loaded trio parked at zero on an unfinished slate. The talent is real. My suspicion of Cunnion's results, historically, remains undiminished.

Herbert, McCaffrey and Kyren Williams is scary depth attached to a Sleeper handle nobody bothered to change. The roster deserves better branding effort.

Josh Allen anchors things, but Monangai and Harvey aren't moving any expected-points needle yet. A zero-point tie that reads as a placeholder, not a verdict.

Hurts, Swift and Warren is competent and unspectacular, attached to another username masquerading as a team name. Nothing to criticize, nothing to celebrate.

Caleb Williams, Kenneth Walker and Tyler Allgeier combined for exactly nothing, purely a scheduling quirk I'm sure. Trevor Lawrence rounding out the starting lineup with nothing adds to the quiet embarrassment.

Dak Prescott, Travis Etienne and Bhayshul Tuten tied at zero, and the pun in the team name outworked the roster this week.

Stroud, Jeremiyah Love and Bucky Irving is a legitimately strong trio, and Jones still found a way to lose at zero. Talent isn't a finished box score.

Lamar Jackson, Chase Brown and Quinshon Judkins is a real core buried under a loss and, once again, an un-renamed username.

Baker Mayfield, Cam Skattebo and Rico Dowdle is the weakest top three in this whole bottom tier, and it showed up as a loss with a blank scoreboard.

Purdy, Achane and Montgomery is a good roster that still lost outright at zero. Sinn's on my Fraud Watch on principle, and I intend to keep receipts on this one.