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Ollie Simmonds · Auction League · Odd Ducks Division · 2026
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6th in Odd Ducks · 717.6 PF
2026 Roster
keeper cost = draft price + $10 · undrafted keep for $11| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL | 2026 Line | FPts | PPG | Drafted | Keeper '26 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starters | ||||||||
| QB |  Kirk Cousins | QB | LV | 1,877 yds · 16 TD · 5 INT | 63.6 | 21.2 | — | $11 |
| RB |  Josh Jacobs | RB | GB | 36 rush · 5 rec · 1 TD | 20.1 | 20.1 | $29 | $39 |
| RB |  Kaelon Black | RB | SF | 233 rush · 3 rec · 1 TD | 29.1 | 4.9 | — | $11 |
| WR |  George Pickens | WR | DAL | 37 rec · 485 yds · 2 TD | 97.5 | 13.9 | $35 | $45 |
| WR |  A.J. Brown | WR | NE | 9 rec · 101 yds · 0 TD | 19.1 | 6.4 | $39 | $49 |
| WR |  Luther Burden III | WR | CHI | 35 rec · 491 yds · 2 TD | 97 | 13.9 | $24 | $34 |
| TE |  Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 34 rec · 455 yds · 3 TD | 95.5 | 19.1 | $25 | $35 |
| FLEX |  Makai Lemon | WR | PHI | 25 rec · 194 yds · 1 TD | 49.9 | 7.1 | $10 | $20 |
| Bench | ||||||||
| BN |  Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 1,480 yds · 14 TD · 4 INT | 146.2 | 24.4 | $5 | $15 |
| BN |  Bhayshul Tuten | RB | JAX | 388 rush · 13 rec · 4 TD | 88.4 | 14.7 | $26 | $36 |
| BN |  Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 0 rush · 0 rec · 0 TD | — | — | $2 | $12 |
| BN |  Brian Robinson Jr. | RB | ATL | 211 rush · 5 rec · 4 TD | 7.7 | 2.6 | $1 | $11 |
| BN |  Brian Thomas Jr. | WR | JAX | 9 rec · 105 yds · 1 TD | 25.5 | 6.4 | $16 | $26 |
| BN |  Kendrick Bourne | WR | ARI | 25 rec · 234 yds · 0 TD | 25.6 | 8.5 | — | $11 |
Draft spend: $212 · FPts/PPG scored by this league's own settings · lineup as of the final week
2026 Schedule & Results
regular season and playoffs · tap a result for the box score| Wk | Opponent | Score | Result | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wade for Heisman · Kevin | 79.6 – 98.2 | L | |
| 2 | ParmBijan Cheese · Trent | 52.4 – 89.3 | L | |
| 3 | 4th and 20 · Evan | 128.6 – 149.8 | L | |
| 4 | Chase Greatness · Penney | 76.4 – 103.0 | L | |
| 5 | bcunnion · Ben | 122.1 – 130.9 | L | |
| 6 | ArabMamba6 · El Masri | 122.9 – 130.9 | L | |
| 7 | Joe Buck Yourself · Weaver | 135.6 – 136.4 | L |